Thursday, August 30, 2007

Flatulent Child Porn Suspect Seeks Medical Relief

Brian Wilcox, charged with photographing and creating pornographic images of a child relative, says he’s in a lot of pain as he sits behind bars.

The Lady Lake man is seeking medical attention for flatulence, groin numbness and tooth decay.

According a motion filed today, he wants the court to issue an order to look into the following:

*He has seven remaining bottom teeth and nine remaining top teeth, and they’re decayed or cracked. He can’t eat well and has lost 40 pounds while in custody.

*He has back problems from an injury four years ago.

*He has vision problems.

*His feet and groin are numb. They feel like they’re sleeping.

*There’s a bulge to the left of his groin. His stomach and groin are causing him pain.

*He has a history of cancer in his family and a deformed mole on his nose.

*He has “severe flatulence at all times.”

Gotta feel for his cellmate. Who knew we’d be bringing back the gas chamber?

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