Friday, August 31, 2007

Wife cuts off her husband's right hand because of his Internet addiction

A Chinese wife has cut off her husband's right hand because of his internet addiction.

Jiang Ming of Chengdu city promised his wife, He Ling, that he would not go on the internet anymore, and would instead spend more time at home to take care of their newborn son.

But after a short time he started to sneak into nearby internet cafes again to have video chats with girls.

"I was on the internet, and suddenly felt a numbness in my right hand. The arrow on the screen stopped moving," says Jiang Ming.

"Then I found that my right hand was on the mouse pad, and blood was shooting out."

In court, the husband pleaded with the judge to release his wife, since he was to blame for breaking his promise.

The court has adjourned and will announce its verdict on another date, reports Chongqing Evening News.

Broccoli Mistaken for Pot

A head of broccoli cost one man $500 and another his freedom in Lansdale this week after one of them was cheated out of marijuana and called police.

Christopher Kratz, 20, of Douglassville, was arrested Monday after selling Matthew Deitrich, 21, of Carrie Lane, Harleysville, broccoli he was trying to pass off as marijuana, police said.

Deitrich is also facing charges for fabricating a story about how he lost the $500 during a 911 call that prompted an investigation, police said.



"It is bizarre, isn't it," Lansdale Sgt. Robert McDyre said. "You'd think he'd just say, 'I can't believe I'm that stupid' and leave."

The broccoli blowup happened Monday night when Deitrich was looking to score a pound of marijuana from Kratz, Lansdale police said.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Flatulent Child Porn Suspect Seeks Medical Relief

Brian Wilcox, charged with photographing and creating pornographic images of a child relative, says he’s in a lot of pain as he sits behind bars.

The Lady Lake man is seeking medical attention for flatulence, groin numbness and tooth decay.

According a motion filed today, he wants the court to issue an order to look into the following:

*He has seven remaining bottom teeth and nine remaining top teeth, and they’re decayed or cracked. He can’t eat well and has lost 40 pounds while in custody.

*He has back problems from an injury four years ago.

*He has vision problems.

*His feet and groin are numb. They feel like they’re sleeping.

*There’s a bulge to the left of his groin. His stomach and groin are causing him pain.

*He has a history of cancer in his family and a deformed mole on his nose.

*He has “severe flatulence at all times.”

Gotta feel for his cellmate. Who knew we’d be bringing back the gas chamber?

Idiot teen driver thought he'd gotten away with driving over 140 mph


A teenager has been arrested on suspicion of having posted a video of himself on YouTube driving at speeds of more than 140 mph, police said on Thursday.

The car, a Ford Escort, was filmed on the A76 single-carriageway road in southwest Scotland.

The detained 19-year-old has not been named.

Sergeant Scott McLachlan, from the Roads Policing Unit at Dumfries and Galloway police, described it as "completely foolish behaviour".

"Not only did he endanger his own life, but that of other road-users. It is unacceptable, and to post a recording of such driving on the Internet is entirely stupid."

One-in-three fatal accidents involve drivers under the age of 25, he added.

"Young men in particular seem to think they are invincible behind the wheel -- but the facts tell a different story."

Fox comes up with an original plot... just kidding

Pete Hamill thought he'd seen it all. And then the best-selling writer thought up a character who really had.

Cormac O'Connor appeared in "Forever," Hamill's best-selling 2002 novel. Cormac was killed centuries ago ... and brought back to life — eternal life. Granted immortality, he lives in Manhattan, still bearing the scar of his fatal wound, learning to play the piano, romancing the city's women until he finds the one who can grant him peace.

Good yarn, right?

Five years later, Hamill's readers started writing him about an upcoming Fox network TV show, "New Amsterdam." Its lead character was killed centuries ago ... and brought back to life — eternal life. Granted immortality, he lives in Manhattan ...

Sound familiar?

It did to Hamill. Although the show's executive producer, David Manson, insists that John Amsterdam was created independent of Cormac O'Connor, Hamill and his fans aren't quite convinced — although the author's attitude leans more to resignation than litigation.

"To try and prove anything about this would take thousands and thousands of dollars, which I'd rather spend on my grandson," Hamill said. "You've gotta laugh."

Hamill's assessment of his success in a legal fight is largely accurate.

Entertainment attorney Steven Hayes, whose clients include Bruce Springsteen, said Hamill's odds of winning a lawsuit were roughly the same as those of two men granted immortality residing in the same borough.

And Hamill is quick to point out the plight of the late Art Buchwald, who waged a four-year legal fight with Paramount Pictures over a script that became the Eddie Murphy hit "Coming to America." In the end, Buchwald won — and collected just $150,000.

O'Connor and John Amsterdam, the TV show's title character, might not have sprung from the same mind — but there's no doubt they share some literary DNA:

• O'Connor still bears a scar, "a ridge of dead flesh on his shoulder," from his fatal wound. Amsterdam is marked with "scars everywhere ... all over his torso and body," according to a script acquired by Hamill's agent.

• O'Connor learned to play the piano, becoming a fan of legendary jazz player Art Tatum. Amsterdam plays too, and favors the work of legendary jazz player Thelonious Monk.

• O'Connor has one way to return to a normal life: finding the right woman amidst Manhattan's multitudes. And Amsterdam ... "You will not grow old," he is told, "until you find your one." One woman, that is.

Coincidence? As Fox News says, we report, you decide.

Hamill already has: "It is astonishing. The scars. The fact that he plays piano."

Manson, asked about the similarities in a session with TV critics earlier this summer, said he'd never read the Hamill book and was unaware of its existence until production was wrapped.

"I guess what I think about it is this — the subject of immortality has been compelling to, since the dawn of time, various cultures," the show's executive producer said. "I think that it's not — it's not surprising that there will be overlaps in this world. That's all I can say."

A press release promoting the Sept. 6 premiere of "New Amsterdam" at a Manhattan theater called it one of the "most anticipated network shows of the new TV season."

Hamill, speaking for the first time about the show, has managed to keep his sense of humor. He's not too impressed by Amsterdam, for starters: "Here's some guy who took 300 years to pass the cop's test."

Hamill, 72, is one of New York's best-known writers, working as a columnist with three city newspapers in between 10 novels, two short story collections and assorted other projects. The son of Irish immigrants was born in Brooklyn, and still makes his home in the city.

He also still owns the TV and movie rights to "Forever," although he wonders if their value will take a hit from "New Amsterdam."

Hamill said the capper to his script reading came on page 58, where the main character hands over an envelope "for Eva."

"The words blur into one and almost spell — FOREVER ... and our music kicks in," the script reads.

"I said, `Holy jeez, talk about Freudian typos,'" Hamill recalled. "Hey, maybe this will sell the novel: `You've seen the knockoff, now try the book.' Who knows?"

Lindsay Lohan Caught Doing Drugs in Rehab

Shocker alert. Lindsay Lohan was caught doing drugs and banging some guy in the bathroom at Utah’s Cirque Lodge facility. She’s also frequently late to meetings and refuses to do any chores or menial tasks.

She was allegedly forced to undergo a drug test and the results came back positive. She was then warned if she doesn’t stay clean, she’ll be thrown out of the center.

“Lindsay got called into the director’s office on August 15 and was questioned about drugs. When ordered to take a drug test, she reluctantly complied but screamed and cursed at the medical director before storming out the room. She was told that if she couldn’t conform to the program she’d have to leave.”

I guess in Lindsay’s case, the third time is not the charm. Wonderland, Promises, and now the Cirque Lodge. Sometimes you just have to admit when you’re beat. And I’m sure Lindsay subscribes to the adage, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. Just say they weren’t your pants.

Steve Coogan may sue Courtney Love for saying he had a hand in Owen Wilson's suicide attempt

Courtney Love announced that she blames comedian Steve Coogan for Owen Wilson's attemtped suicide.


After reports suggested that drugs were to blame for Wilson’s problems, Kurt Cobain’s widow said: “Under normal circumstances, I wouldn’t comment but I care too much about Owen. I went through this with Steve. I was just out of rehab and he was right there with the drugs.”

Love had a brief relationship with the hard-partying Alan Partridge star but does not have the best record with substance problems herself!

Coogan’s strongly refuted the claims saying in a statement: “My thoughts are with my friend Owen at this difficult time, but I do want to set the record straight and say that the allegations published today are completely and utterly false.”

His spokesman added: “These accusations are unfounded, unhelpful and hurtful to all concerned. We are taking legal advice.”

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Playboy Blunder

Either Hugh Hefner is losing his magic touch or he's losing his eyesight... This picture was featured in Playboy magazine after none of the editors noticed that in their efforts to retouch the model's body curves, her belly button was taken off.

OWEN WILSON'S 'COKE AND HEROIN' BREAKDOWN

Funnyman actor Owen Wilson was hooked on heroin and cocaine, struggling with depression and hanging out with the wrong crowd in the months before his attempted suicide, according to a bombshell new report.

Wilson's drug use was so frequent, it was even the cause of his Memorial Day breakup with Kate Hudson.

And his friends are placing the blame squarely on Wilson's newfound best buddy, British actor Steve Coogan, with whom he starred in several films, according to exclusive interviews in US Weekly magazine.

"I went through it with Steve," Coogan's former girlfriend, rocker Courtney Love, told US.

"I was just out of rehab, and he was right there with the drugs. I tried to warn Owen. I tried to warn his friends. I hope from the bottom of my heart that Owen stays the hell away from that guy."

Wilson's addiction was so severe, his pal Woody Harrelson tried to stage an intervention at his home in Maui.

"Owen went to Maui, Hawaii, to kick his habit," a longtime Wilson pal told the mag. "He was like a baby on that couch."

The friend said that heroin was the first thing that came to mind when Wilson and Hudson split and he suddenly "disappeared off the face of the earth."

"I thought, briefly, he might be back on heroin, but we all really felt he'd kicked that ages ago," his friend said.

The Santa Monica Police Department logged Sunday's distress call as a report of "attempted suicide," during which Wilson "cut his wrists with a knife," said a Cedars Sinai hospital employee.

Another cause of his depression was his very public split with Hudson, sources say. The two hooked up, and Hudson left her husband after they promoted their hit film "You, Me and Dupree" last year.

But it all became too much for the actress when Wilson's struggles came to light.

She even banned Coogan from Wilson's house while they were dating. "She knew he was bad," said a source.

US said Coogan didn't respond to repeated calls for comment.

A family friend said that Wilson was dealing with too much at once and couldn't handle it.

"It didn't work with Kate because he just couldn't be dependable, and he hated himself for it," said the friend.

Hudson appears to have moved on - kissing and cuddling in public recently with "Punk'd" star Dax Shepard - yet another reason Wilson may have gone off the deep end.

"Seeing her happy with someone else partly made him happy that she'd found that," a friend of Wilson's told the mag. "But made him hate himself so much more that he could never do it."

But it seems she still cares for her ex - she was spotted Sunday looking somber on the set of her new movie "Bachelor No. 2," filming in Boston.

After Owen was found by younger brother Luke on Sunday bloodied and disoriented from pills, he was taken to St. John's Hospital in Santa Monica, where he was detoxed and had his wrist sutured.

He was transferred Monday to Cedars Sinai in Los Angeles, where he remains under the close watch of doctors.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Miss South Carolina Video - The Great American Tragedy

Someone please tell me this dumb girl didn't finish High School. Or are we just handing out HS diplomas left and right? A cow's response would be about as good as that. She should have just kept it simple and said, "Because not everybody has globes. Now what kind of stupid question is that anyway?"

Even Slater was laughing at her.



Seriously, I don't think the question being asked was stupid. Although, the person asking it didn't really sound like a rocket scientist either. I've heard the topic frequently discussed on the news or sometimes they will do 'man-on-the-street" type of geography questions. It is surprising how many people do not know basic geography.

Had Miss S. Carolina had half a brain in her head, she might have commented that the reason for this is our crappy education system, teachers receiving too little pay, assembly line type learning, etc.

But people not knowing where the US is because they don't have maps is just so cutely clever.

Hulk Hogan's Son Nick Hogan Injured In Car Crash

Nick Hogan, the son of famous WWE wrestler Hulk Hogan, was seriously injured in a car accident last night in Florida. The car he was reportedly driving is destroyed, and a passenger remains in critical condition.

I truly do pray for Nick and the same to the other passenger. My prayers go out to both families. But I remember an episode of "Hogan" where he was encouraged "the faster the better". I really believe it is another case of young (rich) people thinking they are immortale.

The real story here is he did this in a Supra. WTF, they haven't exported that car to the states in 10 years. Was he driving some special import?

Monday, August 27, 2007

Owen Wilson Slits His Wrists!!!

According to the National Enquirer:

Actor Owen Wilson was hospitalized after attempting suicide, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.

The ENQUIRER broke the story yesterday of Wilson's tragic cry for help. The actor was transported to St. John's hospital in Santa Monica, Calif. on Sunday, August 26, by ambulance.

The ENQUIRER has learned new details about the shocking suicide attempt. Wilson cut both wrists and took an indeterminate amount of pills.

He was discovered by a family member who summoned help. His situation was dire when he was discovered.

Police and an ambulance responded to a 911 call from Owen's house around noon on Sunday.

Owen was brought in to St. John's in very serious condition. Police were on the scene at his house and at the hospital. He was treated and stabilized at St. John's and then transferred by ambulance to Cedars-Sinai medical center. His brothers Andrew and Luke were with him.

Wilson has released a statement saying, "I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time."

More on this story as it develops...

Friday, August 24, 2007

Britney Spears Cancels Duet With Justin Timberlake?

According to reports, troubled pop star Britney Spears has
pulled out of recording a duet with former boyfriend Justin
Timberlake.

Britney was scheduled to reunite with her old flame to
produce a comeback track produced by Timbaland, but ditched
the idea at the last minute.

A source told PageSix, "Timbaland set aside a week out of
his crazy schedule to do this - and then, just before she was
supposed to fly out, Britney abruptly canceled the session
and refused to do the song.

"It's crazy. She's looking for a comeback, and this would have
not only been a huge hit, but something she could have opened
the MTV Video Awards with and really blown everyone away."

The cancellation has now stalled Brit's comeback ambitions
and has sparked rumors she might be dropped her label Jive.

Another source said, "Listen, everyone is worried. In her
mind, her album is done and she's done enough work.

"People at Jive have been with Britney since album one, and
have an investment in her. They have faith that once the
material is there, she will become focused and step it up.
She's very competitive, but at the end of the day, it's hard.
She has to do the work - no one can do it for her."

Representatives for Spears, Timberlake and Jive declined
to comment.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Lindsay Lohan cocaine charges may be dropped

The Los Angeles County District Attorney's office is disinclined to charge Lindsay Lohan with three drug-related felonies, a decision that could spare the troubled actress from a prison sentence, celebrity news outlet TMZ.com reported on Tuesday.

The charges are connected with Lohan's two recent arrests for drunken driving, first in May when she crashed her car on Beverly Hills, and then in July when she was involved in a late-night car chase in Santa Monica.

TMZ, citing unidentified law enforcement sources, said the 21-year-old actress would likely face misdemeanor drunk-driving charges for both incidents. If found guilty of both, she would serve a minimum of four days in jail, TMZ.com said.

Legal experts have said Lohan could face up to three years behind bars if confronted with the full weight of the law.

Asked about the TMZ.com report, district attorney spokeswoman Sandi Gibbons said the office has not yet received the Santa Monica case and the Beverly Hills case remains under review.

"A public discussion of potential charges prior to a case being filed would be inappropriate and potentially unethical," she said.

Gibbons also denied TMZ.com's report that charges could be filed on Wednesday.

After the Beverly Hills incident, cocaine was found in Lohan's car. After the Santa Monica chase, she was charged with driving under the influence of alcohol, cocaine possession, bringing a controlled substance into custody and driving on a suspended license.

Lohan, who has done two rehab stints this year, has seen her promising film career plummet in recent years. Last month, she starred as stripper abducted by a sadistic killer in the box office bomb "I Know Who Killed Me."

Maria Sharapova Compared To A ‘Dead Frog’ In Bed Is False

There's a bit of some back-tracking being made by Adam Levine (Maroon 5). Adam has
denied reports he claimed he ditched tennis ace Maria Sharapova because she was a "terrible lover".

It was reported in a Russian magazine ‘EXILE’ claiming that Maroon 5 star Adam Levine had compared ex-girlfriend Maria Sharapova to a “dead frog” and complained that he was “disappointed” by the way she treated him. He denies the reports of her lack of ability in the bedroom. A representative for the singer has insisted that he did not make the comments, adding that the story is “absolutely not true”. Levine and Sharapova dated for a brief period of time in 2005.

Makes me wonder...

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Hip Hop Sales Collapsing: "They can no longer fool the white kids."

When the political activist Al Sharpton pivoted from his war against bigmouth radio man Don Imus to a war on bad-mouth gangsta rap, the instinct among older music fans was to roll their eyes and yawn. Ten years ago, another activist, C. Delores Tucker, launched a very similar campaign to clean up rap music. She focused on Time Warner (parent of TIME), whose subsidiary Interscope was home to hard-core rappers Snoop Dogg and Tupac Shakur. In 1995 Tucker succeeded in forcing Time Warner to dump Interscope.

Her victory was Pyrrhic. Interscope flourished, launching artists like 50 Cent and Eminem and distributing the posthumous recordings of Shakur. And the genre exploded across the planet, with rappers emerging everywhere from Capetown to the banlieues of Paris. In the U.S. alone, sales reached $1.8 billion.

The lesson was Capitalism 101: rap music's market strength gave its artists permission to say what they pleased. And the rappers themselves exhibited an entrepreneurial bent unlike that of musicians before them. They understood the need to market and the benefits of line extensions. Theirs was capitalism with a beat.

Today that same market is telling rappers to please shut up. While music-industry sales have plummeted, no genre has fallen harder than rap. According to the music trade publication Billboard, rap sales have dropped 44% since 2000 and declined from 13% of all music sales to 10%. Artists who were once the tent poles at rap labels are posting disappointing numbers. Jay-Z's return album, Kingdom Come, for instance, sold a gaudy 680,000 units in its first week, according to Billboard. But by the second week, its sales had declined some 80%. This year rap sales are down 33% so far.

Longtime rap fans are doing the math and coming to the same conclusions as the music's voluminous critics. In February, the filmmaker Byron Hurt released Beyond Beats and Rhymes, a documentary notable not just for its hard critique but for the fact that most of the people doing the criticizing were not dowdy church ladies but members of the hip-hop generation who deplore rap's recent fixation on the sensational.

Both rappers and music execs are clamoring for solutions. Russell Simmons recently made a tepid call for rappers to self-censor the words nigger and bitch from their albums. But most insiders believe that a debate about profanity and misogyny obscures a much deeper problem: an artistic vacuum at major labels. "The music community has to get more creative," says Steve Rifkin, CEO of SRC Records. "We have to start betting on the new and the up-and-coming for us to grow as an industry. Right now, I don't think anyone is taking chances. It's a big-business culture."

It's the ultimate irony. Since the 1980s, when Run-DMC attracted sponsorship from Adidas, the rap community has aspired to be big business. By the '90s, those aspirations had become a reality. In a 1999 cover story, TIME reported that with 81 million CDs sold, rap was officially America's top-selling music genre. The boom produced enterprises like Roc-A-Fella, which straddled fashion, music and film and in 2001 was worth $300 million. It produced moguls like No Limit's Master P and Bad Boy's Puff Daddy, each of whom in 2001 made an appearance on FORTUNE's list of the richest 40 under 40. Along the way, the music influenced everything from advertising to fashion to sports.

The growth spurt was fueled by sensationalism.
Tupac Shakur shot at police, was convicted of sexual abuse and ultimately was murdered in Las Vegas. But Shakur both alive and dead has also sold more than 20 million records. Death Row Records, which released much of Shakur's material, was run by ex-con Suge Knight and dogged by rumors of money laundering. But between 1992 and 1998, the label churned out 11 multiplatinum albums. Gangsta rappers reveled in their outlaw mystique, crafting ultra-violent tales of drive-bys and stick-ups designed to shock and enthrall their primary audience--white suburban teenagers. "Hip-hop seemed dangerous; it seemed angry," says Richard Nickels, who manages the hip-hop band the Roots. "Kurt Cobain killed himself, and rock seemed weak. But then you had these black guys who came out and had guns. It was exciting to white kids."

Hip-hop now faces a generation that takes gangsta rap as just another mundane marker in the cultural scenery. "It's collapsing because they can no longer fool the white kids," says Nickels. "There's only so much redundancy anyone can take."

Artists who never jumped on the gangsta bandwagon point the finger at the boardroom. They accuse major labels of strip-mining the music, playing up its sensationalist aspects for easy sales. "In rock you have metal, alternative, emo, soft rock, pop-rock, you have all these different strains," says Q-Tip, front man for the defunct A Tribe Called Quest. "And there are different strains of hip-hop, but record companies aren't set up to sell these different strains. They aren't set up to do anything more of a mature sort of hip-hop."

Of course, gangsta rap isn't a record-company invention. Indeed, hip-hop's two most celebrated icons, Shakur and Notorious B.I.G., embraced the sort of lyrical content that today has opened hip-hop to criticism. And the music companies, under assault from file-sharing and other alternative distribution channels, are hardly in a position to do R&D. "When I first signed to Tommy Boy, [the A&R person] would take us to different shows and to art museums," says Q-Tip. "There was real mentorship. Today that's largely absent, and we see the results in the music and in the aesthetic." That result is a stale product, defined by cable channels like BET, now owned by Viacom, which seems to consist primarily of gun worship and underdressed women.

During the past decade, record labels have outsourced the business of kingmaking to other artists. Established stars Dr. Dre and Eminem brought 50 Cent to Interscope. Jay-Z founded his own label, cut a distribution deal and began developing his own roster. But most established artists do little development. That leaves the possibility that hip-hop is following the same path that soul and R&B traveled when they descended into disco, which died quickly.

No longer able to peddle sensation, rap's moguls are switching tactics. Simmons, while still something of a hip-hop ambassador, is hawking a new self-help book. Master P, whose estimated worth was once $661 million, watched his label, No Limit, sink into bankruptcy. He recently announced the formation of Take a Stand Records, a label catering to "clean" hip-hop music. "Personally, I have profited millions of dollars through explicit rap lyrics," Master P stated on his website. "I can honestly say that I was once part of the problem, and now it's time to be part of the solution."

Chris Lighty, CEO of Violator Entertainment, whose clients include 50 Cent and Busta Rhymes, is looking at ways that record companies can work with artists in one area where rappers have been innovative: endorsement and branding. Whether it's 50 Cent owning a stake in Vitamin Water or Jay-Z doing a commercial for HP, most of these deals have been brokered by the artists' own camp. But Lighty sees in hip-hop a chance for record labels to generate more sponsorship and endorsements. "Record companies are going to have to make even better records and participate in brand extension. It's the only way they can survive," says Lighty. "We need to change the format, and this is the only way. 50 Cent is a brand. Jay-Z is a brand."

But the current hubbub over indecency poses a direct challenge to that brand strength, as the artist
Akon recently discovered. While performing in Trinidad, Akon was videotaped dancing suggestively with a fan who was later revealed to be only 14. The video attracted the ire of conservatives like Bill O'Reilly. In the wake of the controversy, Akon's tour sponsor, Verizon, removed all ringtones featuring his work and retracted its sponsorship. The message was clear: Hip-hop needs a new and improved product.

Mariah Carey Gets Naked for ‘Interview’

A naked Mariah Carey graces the September 2007 cover of Interview magazine, which hits newsstands on Tuesday, August 28.

Surprising it's taken so long for Mariah Carey to go naked on the cover of a magazine. Britney Spears has done it, so have Christina Aguilera and Madonna -- Janet Jackson still hasn't put her clothes back on. Welcome to the party Mariah, even if you're a little late.

What’s Mariah up to these days?

“I’m finishing up my record right now,” she recently told People. “It’s my favorite music I’ve ever done, basically. And I’m in a movie called Tennessee - I play Krystal. The character is very different from me and I think people are going to be surprised - she’s very unglamorous, very raw.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK of Mariah’s naked “Interview” cover — HOT or NOT? Post your comments below.

Garth Brooks Comes Out Of Retirement

Superstar Garth Brooks has confirmed he's making a country
comeback, seven years after he announced his retirement.

The 45-year-old declared his intention to cease touring and
recording in 2000, but has now changed his mind with a new
single and a greatest hits collection, which includes three
new tracks, coming out later this year.

Garth, who is married to singer Trisha Yearwood, is looking
forward to seeing how he fares against a new generation of
country stars.

He says, "Sure I'm scared to death - I'm rusty and I've seen
these young guys. But I'm a competitor and when it's game
day you start competing.

"Keith Urban is a beautiful guy, and he's just one of about
50 guys out there I'll have to face this fall so if you don't
bring your A game you're going to get run over.

"And I'm Mr. Yearwood now so I want to make her proud."

But Garth has no plans to tour and hints he may head back to
retirement after the new material's release.

He says, "We'll go back to what I was doing before and sit
on our butts for a while after the promo work for the new
album is complete."

Maria Sharapova was bad between the sheets

Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine ditched Maria Sharapova because she
is a "terrible lover" who refused to move or moan during sex.

The pair dated briefly in 2005, after meeting at Maria's 18th
birthday party - but their romance soon ended.

Levine says, "She wouldn't make any noise during sex.

"I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like
a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type. But instead,
she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I
started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.' It was so
disillusioning that I went on Paxil (an antidepressant) for a
month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I
found out there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny."

Monday, August 20, 2007

Real Gangstas Have Vines on Their Curtains

Note to any try-hard gangsters out there: When taking a photo of your posse be sure to remove the vines from your mothers curtains. Or at the very least, try to look less like N*Sync.

Friday, August 17, 2007

Welcome to the NFL

Sav Rocca a famous Aussie league Rules Football player is tyring to make it into the NFL and gets nailed. Enjoy the cheap shot.

More ID Problems

Americans may need passports to board domestic flights or to picnic in a national park next year if they live in one of the states defying the federal Real ID Act.

The act, signed in 2005 as part of an emergency military spending and tsunami relief bill, aims to weave driver's licenses and state ID cards into a sort of national identification system by May 2008. The law sets baseline criteria for how driver's licenses will be issued and what information they must contain.

The Department of Homeland Security insists Real ID is an essential weapon in the war on terror, but privacy and civil liberties watchdogs are calling the initiative an overly intrusive measure that smacks of Big Brother.

More than half the nation's state legislatures have passed or proposed legislation denouncing the plan, and some have penned bills expressly forbidding compliance.

Several states have begun making arrangements for the new requirements -- four have passed legislation applauding the measure -- but even they may have trouble meeting the act's deadline.

The cards would be mandatory for all "federal purposes," which include boarding an airplane or walking into a federal building, nuclear facility or national park, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff told the National Conference of State Legislatures last week. Citizens in states that don't comply with the new rules will have to use passports for federal purposes.

"For terrorists, travel documents are like weapons," Chertoff said. "We do have a right and an obligation to see that those licenses reflect the identity of the person who's presenting it."

Chertoff said the Real ID program is essential to national security because there are presently 8,000 types of identification accepted to enter the United States.

"It is simply unreasonable to expect our border inspectors to be able to detect forgeries on documents that range from baptismal certificates from small towns in Texas to cards that purport to reflect citizenship privileges in a province somewhere in Canada," he said.

Chertoff attended the conference in Boston, Massachusetts, in part to allay states' concerns, but he had few concrete answers on funding.

The Department of Homeland Security, which estimates state and federal costs could reach $23.1 billion over 10 years, is looking for ways to lessen the burden on states, he said. On the recent congressional front, however, Chertoff could point only to an amendment killed in the Senate last month that would've provided $300 million for the program.

"There's going to be an irreducible expense that falls on you, and that's part of the shared responsibility," Chertoff told the state legislators.

Bill Walsh, senior legal fellow for the Heritage Foundation, a Washington-based conservative think tank that supports the Real ID Act, said states shouldn't be pushing for more federal dollars because, ultimately, that will mean more federal oversight -- and many complaints about cost coincide with complaints about the federal government overstepping its bounds.

"They are only being asked to do what they should've already done to protect their citizens," Walsh said, blaming arcane software and policies at state motor vehicle departments for what he called "a tremendous trafficking in state driver's licenses."

The NCSL is calling Real ID an "unfunded mandate" that could cost states up to $14 billion over the next decade, but for which only $40 million has been federally approved. The group is demanding Congress pony up $1 billion for startup costs by year's end or scrap the proposal altogether.

Everyone must visit DMV by 2013

The Real ID Act repealed a provision in the 9/11 Commission Implementation Act calling for state and federal officials to examine security standards for driver's licenses.

It called instead for states to begin issuing new federal licenses, lasting no longer than eight years, by May 11, 2008, unless they are granted an extension.

It also requires all 245 million license and state ID holders to visit their local departments of motor vehicles and apply for a Real ID by 2013. Applicants must bring a photo ID, birth certificate, proof of Social Security number and proof of residence, and states must maintain and protect massive databases housing the information.

NCSL spokesman Bill Wyatt said the requirements are "almost physically impossible." States will have to build new facilities, secure those facilities and shell out for additional equipment and personnel.

Those costs are going to fall back on the American taxpayer, he said. It might be in the form of a new transportation, motor vehicle or gasoline tax. Or you might find it tacked on to your next state tax bill. In Texas, Wyatt said, one official told him that without federal funding, the Lone Star State might have to charge its citizens more than $100 for a license.

"We kind of feel like the way they went about this is backwards," Wyatt said, explaining that states would have appreciated more input into the process. "Each state has its own unique challenges and these are best addressed at state levels. A one-size-fits-all approach to driver's licenses doesn't necessarily work."

Many states have revolted. The governors of Idaho, Maine, Montana, New Hampshire, Oklahoma, South Carolina and Washington have signed bills refusing to comply with the act. Six others have passed bills and/or resolutions expressing opposition, and 15 have similar legislation pending.

Though the NCSL says most states' opposition stems from the lack of funding, some states cited other reasons for resisting the initiative.

New Hampshire passed a House bill opposing the program and calling Real ID "contrary and repugnant" to the state and federal constitutions. A Colorado House resolution dismissed Real ID by expressing support for the war on terror but "not at the expense of essential civil rights and liberties of citizens of this country."

Privacy concerns raised

Colorado and New Hampshire lawmakers are not alone. Groups like the American Civil Liberties Union and Electronic Frontier Foundation say the IDs and supporting databases -- which Chertoff said would eventually be federally interconnected -- will infringe on privacy.

EFF says on its Web site that the information in the databases will lay the groundwork for "a wide range of surveillance activities" by government and businesses that "will be able to easily read your private information" because of the bar code required on each card.

The databases will provide a one-stop shop for identity thieves, adds the ACLU on its Web site, and the U.S. "surveillance society" and private sector will have access to the system "for the routine tracking, monitoring and regulation of individuals' movements and activities."

The civil liberties watchdog dubs the IDs "internal passports" and claims it wouldn't be long before office buildings, gas stations, toll booths, subways and buses begin accessing the system.

But Chertoff told legislators last week that DHS has no intention of creating a federal database, and Walsh, of the Heritage Foundation, said the ACLU's allegations are disingenuous.

States will be permitted to share data only when validating someone's identity, Walsh said.

"The federal government wouldn't have any greater access to driver's license information than it does today," Walsh said.

States have the right to refuse to comply with the program, he said, and they also have the right to continue issuing IDs and driver's licenses that don't meet Real ID requirements.

But, Walsh said, "any state that's refusing to implement this key recommendation by the 9/11 Commission, and whose state driver's licenses are as a result used in another terrorist attack, should be held responsible."

State reaction to Real ID has not been all negative. Four states have passed bills or resolutions expressing approval for the program, and 13 states have similar legislation pending (Several states have pending pieces of legislation both applauding and opposing Real ID).

Chertoff said there would be repercussions for states choosing not to comply.

"This is not a mandate," Chertoff said. "A state doesn't have to do this, but if the state doesn't have -- at the end of the day, at the end of the deadline -- Real ID-compliant licenses then the state cannot expect that those licenses will be accepted for federal purposes."
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