Monday, August 27, 2007

Owen Wilson Slits His Wrists!!!

According to the National Enquirer:

Actor Owen Wilson was hospitalized after attempting suicide, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.

The ENQUIRER broke the story yesterday of Wilson's tragic cry for help. The actor was transported to St. John's hospital in Santa Monica, Calif. on Sunday, August 26, by ambulance.

The ENQUIRER has learned new details about the shocking suicide attempt. Wilson cut both wrists and took an indeterminate amount of pills.

He was discovered by a family member who summoned help. His situation was dire when he was discovered.

Police and an ambulance responded to a 911 call from Owen's house around noon on Sunday.

Owen was brought in to St. John's in very serious condition. Police were on the scene at his house and at the hospital. He was treated and stabilized at St. John's and then transferred by ambulance to Cedars-Sinai medical center. His brothers Andrew and Luke were with him.

Wilson has released a statement saying, "I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time."

More on this story as it develops...

Friday, August 24, 2007

Britney Spears Cancels Duet With Justin Timberlake?

According to reports, troubled pop star Britney Spears has
pulled out of recording a duet with former boyfriend Justin
Timberlake.

Britney was scheduled to reunite with her old flame to
produce a comeback track produced by Timbaland, but ditched
the idea at the last minute.

A source told PageSix, "Timbaland set aside a week out of
his crazy schedule to do this - and then, just before she was
supposed to fly out, Britney abruptly canceled the session
and refused to do the song.

"It's crazy. She's looking for a comeback, and this would have
not only been a huge hit, but something she could have opened
the MTV Video Awards with and really blown everyone away."

The cancellation has now stalled Brit's comeback ambitions
and has sparked rumors she might be dropped her label Jive.

Another source said, "Listen, everyone is worried. In her
mind, her album is done and she's done enough work.

"People at Jive have been with Britney since album one, and
have an investment in her. They have faith that once the
material is there, she will become focused and step it up.
She's very competitive, but at the end of the day, it's hard.
She has to do the work - no one can do it for her."

Representatives for Spears, Timberlake and Jive declined
to comment.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Lindsay Lohan cocaine charges may be dropped

The Los Angeles County District Attorney's office is disinclined to charge Lindsay Lohan with three drug-related felonies, a decision that could spare the troubled actress from a prison sentence, celebrity news outlet TMZ.com reported on Tuesday.

The charges are connected with Lohan's two recent arrests for drunken driving, first in May when she crashed her car on Beverly Hills, and then in July when she was involved in a late-night car chase in Santa Monica.

TMZ, citing unidentified law enforcement sources, said the 21-year-old actress would likely face misdemeanor drunk-driving charges for both incidents. If found guilty of both, she would serve a minimum of four days in jail, TMZ.com said.

Legal experts have said Lohan could face up to three years behind bars if confronted with the full weight of the law.

Asked about the TMZ.com report, district attorney spokeswoman Sandi Gibbons said the office has not yet received the Santa Monica case and the Beverly Hills case remains under review.

"A public discussion of potential charges prior to a case being filed would be inappropriate and potentially unethical," she said.

Gibbons also denied TMZ.com's report that charges could be filed on Wednesday.

After the Beverly Hills incident, cocaine was found in Lohan's car. After the Santa Monica chase, she was charged with driving under the influence of alcohol, cocaine possession, bringing a controlled substance into custody and driving on a suspended license.

Lohan, who has done two rehab stints this year, has seen her promising film career plummet in recent years. Last month, she starred as stripper abducted by a sadistic killer in the box office bomb "I Know Who Killed Me."

Maria Sharapova Compared To A ‘Dead Frog’ In Bed Is False

There's a bit of some back-tracking being made by Adam Levine (Maroon 5). Adam has
denied reports he claimed he ditched tennis ace Maria Sharapova because she was a "terrible lover".

It was reported in a Russian magazine ‘EXILE’ claiming that Maroon 5 star Adam Levine had compared ex-girlfriend Maria Sharapova to a “dead frog” and complained that he was “disappointed” by the way she treated him. He denies the reports of her lack of ability in the bedroom. A representative for the singer has insisted that he did not make the comments, adding that the story is “absolutely not true”. Levine and Sharapova dated for a brief period of time in 2005.

Makes me wonder...

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Hip Hop Sales Collapsing: "They can no longer fool the white kids."

When the political activist Al Sharpton pivoted from his war against bigmouth radio man Don Imus to a war on bad-mouth gangsta rap, the instinct among older music fans was to roll their eyes and yawn. Ten years ago, another activist, C. Delores Tucker, launched a very similar campaign to clean up rap music. She focused on Time Warner (parent of TIME), whose subsidiary Interscope was home to hard-core rappers Snoop Dogg and Tupac Shakur. In 1995 Tucker succeeded in forcing Time Warner to dump Interscope.

Her victory was Pyrrhic. Interscope flourished, launching artists like 50 Cent and Eminem and distributing the posthumous recordings of Shakur. And the genre exploded across the planet, with rappers emerging everywhere from Capetown to the banlieues of Paris. In the U.S. alone, sales reached $1.8 billion.

The lesson was Capitalism 101: rap music's market strength gave its artists permission to say what they pleased. And the rappers themselves exhibited an entrepreneurial bent unlike that of musicians before them. They understood the need to market and the benefits of line extensions. Theirs was capitalism with a beat.

Today that same market is telling rappers to please shut up. While music-industry sales have plummeted, no genre has fallen harder than rap. According to the music trade publication Billboard, rap sales have dropped 44% since 2000 and declined from 13% of all music sales to 10%. Artists who were once the tent poles at rap labels are posting disappointing numbers. Jay-Z's return album, Kingdom Come, for instance, sold a gaudy 680,000 units in its first week, according to Billboard. But by the second week, its sales had declined some 80%. This year rap sales are down 33% so far.

Longtime rap fans are doing the math and coming to the same conclusions as the music's voluminous critics. In February, the filmmaker Byron Hurt released Beyond Beats and Rhymes, a documentary notable not just for its hard critique but for the fact that most of the people doing the criticizing were not dowdy church ladies but members of the hip-hop generation who deplore rap's recent fixation on the sensational.

Both rappers and music execs are clamoring for solutions. Russell Simmons recently made a tepid call for rappers to self-censor the words nigger and bitch from their albums. But most insiders believe that a debate about profanity and misogyny obscures a much deeper problem: an artistic vacuum at major labels. "The music community has to get more creative," says Steve Rifkin, CEO of SRC Records. "We have to start betting on the new and the up-and-coming for us to grow as an industry. Right now, I don't think anyone is taking chances. It's a big-business culture."

It's the ultimate irony. Since the 1980s, when Run-DMC attracted sponsorship from Adidas, the rap community has aspired to be big business. By the '90s, those aspirations had become a reality. In a 1999 cover story, TIME reported that with 81 million CDs sold, rap was officially America's top-selling music genre. The boom produced enterprises like Roc-A-Fella, which straddled fashion, music and film and in 2001 was worth $300 million. It produced moguls like No Limit's Master P and Bad Boy's Puff Daddy, each of whom in 2001 made an appearance on FORTUNE's list of the richest 40 under 40. Along the way, the music influenced everything from advertising to fashion to sports.

The growth spurt was fueled by sensationalism.
Tupac Shakur shot at police, was convicted of sexual abuse and ultimately was murdered in Las Vegas. But Shakur both alive and dead has also sold more than 20 million records. Death Row Records, which released much of Shakur's material, was run by ex-con Suge Knight and dogged by rumors of money laundering. But between 1992 and 1998, the label churned out 11 multiplatinum albums. Gangsta rappers reveled in their outlaw mystique, crafting ultra-violent tales of drive-bys and stick-ups designed to shock and enthrall their primary audience--white suburban teenagers. "Hip-hop seemed dangerous; it seemed angry," says Richard Nickels, who manages the hip-hop band the Roots. "Kurt Cobain killed himself, and rock seemed weak. But then you had these black guys who came out and had guns. It was exciting to white kids."

Hip-hop now faces a generation that takes gangsta rap as just another mundane marker in the cultural scenery. "It's collapsing because they can no longer fool the white kids," says Nickels. "There's only so much redundancy anyone can take."

Artists who never jumped on the gangsta bandwagon point the finger at the boardroom. They accuse major labels of strip-mining the music, playing up its sensationalist aspects for easy sales. "In rock you have metal, alternative, emo, soft rock, pop-rock, you have all these different strains," says Q-Tip, front man for the defunct A Tribe Called Quest. "And there are different strains of hip-hop, but record companies aren't set up to sell these different strains. They aren't set up to do anything more of a mature sort of hip-hop."

Of course, gangsta rap isn't a record-company invention. Indeed, hip-hop's two most celebrated icons, Shakur and Notorious B.I.G., embraced the sort of lyrical content that today has opened hip-hop to criticism. And the music companies, under assault from file-sharing and other alternative distribution channels, are hardly in a position to do R&D. "When I first signed to Tommy Boy, [the A&R person] would take us to different shows and to art museums," says Q-Tip. "There was real mentorship. Today that's largely absent, and we see the results in the music and in the aesthetic." That result is a stale product, defined by cable channels like BET, now owned by Viacom, which seems to consist primarily of gun worship and underdressed women.

During the past decade, record labels have outsourced the business of kingmaking to other artists. Established stars Dr. Dre and Eminem brought 50 Cent to Interscope. Jay-Z founded his own label, cut a distribution deal and began developing his own roster. But most established artists do little development. That leaves the possibility that hip-hop is following the same path that soul and R&B traveled when they descended into disco, which died quickly.

No longer able to peddle sensation, rap's moguls are switching tactics. Simmons, while still something of a hip-hop ambassador, is hawking a new self-help book. Master P, whose estimated worth was once $661 million, watched his label, No Limit, sink into bankruptcy. He recently announced the formation of Take a Stand Records, a label catering to "clean" hip-hop music. "Personally, I have profited millions of dollars through explicit rap lyrics," Master P stated on his website. "I can honestly say that I was once part of the problem, and now it's time to be part of the solution."

Chris Lighty, CEO of Violator Entertainment, whose clients include 50 Cent and Busta Rhymes, is looking at ways that record companies can work with artists in one area where rappers have been innovative: endorsement and branding. Whether it's 50 Cent owning a stake in Vitamin Water or Jay-Z doing a commercial for HP, most of these deals have been brokered by the artists' own camp. But Lighty sees in hip-hop a chance for record labels to generate more sponsorship and endorsements. "Record companies are going to have to make even better records and participate in brand extension. It's the only way they can survive," says Lighty. "We need to change the format, and this is the only way. 50 Cent is a brand. Jay-Z is a brand."

But the current hubbub over indecency poses a direct challenge to that brand strength, as the artist
Akon recently discovered. While performing in Trinidad, Akon was videotaped dancing suggestively with a fan who was later revealed to be only 14. The video attracted the ire of conservatives like Bill O'Reilly. In the wake of the controversy, Akon's tour sponsor, Verizon, removed all ringtones featuring his work and retracted its sponsorship. The message was clear: Hip-hop needs a new and improved product.

Mariah Carey Gets Naked for ‘Interview’

A naked Mariah Carey graces the September 2007 cover of Interview magazine, which hits newsstands on Tuesday, August 28.

Surprising it's taken so long for Mariah Carey to go naked on the cover of a magazine. Britney Spears has done it, so have Christina Aguilera and Madonna -- Janet Jackson still hasn't put her clothes back on. Welcome to the party Mariah, even if you're a little late.

What’s Mariah up to these days?

“I’m finishing up my record right now,” she recently told People. “It’s my favorite music I’ve ever done, basically. And I’m in a movie called Tennessee - I play Krystal. The character is very different from me and I think people are going to be surprised - she’s very unglamorous, very raw.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK of Mariah’s naked “Interview” cover — HOT or NOT? Post your comments below.

Garth Brooks Comes Out Of Retirement

Superstar Garth Brooks has confirmed he's making a country
comeback, seven years after he announced his retirement.

The 45-year-old declared his intention to cease touring and
recording in 2000, but has now changed his mind with a new
single and a greatest hits collection, which includes three
new tracks, coming out later this year.

Garth, who is married to singer Trisha Yearwood, is looking
forward to seeing how he fares against a new generation of
country stars.

He says, "Sure I'm scared to death - I'm rusty and I've seen
these young guys. But I'm a competitor and when it's game
day you start competing.

"Keith Urban is a beautiful guy, and he's just one of about
50 guys out there I'll have to face this fall so if you don't
bring your A game you're going to get run over.

"And I'm Mr. Yearwood now so I want to make her proud."

But Garth has no plans to tour and hints he may head back to
retirement after the new material's release.

He says, "We'll go back to what I was doing before and sit
on our butts for a while after the promo work for the new
album is complete."

Maria Sharapova was bad between the sheets

Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine ditched Maria Sharapova because she
is a "terrible lover" who refused to move or moan during sex.

The pair dated briefly in 2005, after meeting at Maria's 18th
birthday party - but their romance soon ended.

Levine says, "She wouldn't make any noise during sex.

"I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like
a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type. But instead,
she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I
started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.' It was so
disillusioning that I went on Paxil (an antidepressant) for a
month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I
found out there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny."

Monday, August 20, 2007

Real Gangstas Have Vines on Their Curtains

Note to any try-hard gangsters out there: When taking a photo of your posse be sure to remove the vines from your mothers curtains. Or at the very least, try to look less like N*Sync.

Friday, August 17, 2007

Welcome to the NFL

Sav Rocca a famous Aussie league Rules Football player is tyring to make it into the NFL and gets nailed. Enjoy the cheap shot.

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